So Here I Am Writing The Last Paper Of My Degree

"Victorious Secret" (victorioussecret) 03/25/2014 at 11:45 • Filed to: None

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And what could be the most perfectly shaped ass I have seen in all my years on campus walks by, sits down very slowly and because I'm a shameless animal, lets me enjoy every single second. I've finally gotten my pesos worth out of school. And because I have nothing to lose and no reputation to give a shit about at this school, I'm going to pull a Joey and ask her how she is doing.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 11:57

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Was her response, bear mace?

bob and john > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 11:59

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PIC OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Audi-os, amigos > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 12:00

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I think there was very little "letting you" involved.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 12:01

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maybe a kick with high heel boots to the balls then bear mace then she breaks your car's windows cracks eggs over the new paint then kicks you in the balls then bear mace one last time then kicks your balls

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > bob and john 03/25/2014 at 12:02

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SR20

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 12:02

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Her name is Natalie, she is also graduating, and she actually has mace.

I'll weigh my options

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 12:04

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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 03/25/2014 at 12:04

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it uuuuummmmmmm.................happened to a friend

Your boy, BJR > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 12:07

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I don't think i've ever met an ugly Natalie/Nataly

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 12:07

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Shit just got real

Leadbull > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 12:17

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By that, do you mean: a) the mace is real up in yo face, or b) Natalie just got real swooned?

bob and john > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 12:27

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you.....your the cause of the geo shit storm that hit oppo a few days ago

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > bob and john 03/25/2014 at 12:29

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No, that was Orlove, I'm a Pinto guy.

Mattbob > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 12:29

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NO SECOND THOUGHTS!! DO IT!!!!!

Your boy, BJR > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 12:30

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It's like the name alone comes with a guaranteed 7.5 "highly dragonable" rating.

Stupidru > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 13:01

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N/A POWAAAHH > Victorious Secret 03/25/2014 at 15:08

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DAMN!